Hello, I’m Ellie Parker, your guide to London living with a twist of sparkle, sass, and a bit of elbow grease! You see, I’ve spent years in the homes of London’s wealthy elite, scrubbing, polishing, and learning the art of perfection. As a professional maid and housekeeper, I’ve mastered the art of keeping a home impeccable and developed a sharp eye for style, beauty, and the finer things in life. From crystal chandeliers to couture wardrobes, I’ve seen (and dusted) it all.
But life’s not all fluff and polish. London is my playground, and my blog is where I share my love for this city in all its glorious chaos. I’ve got you covered whether you’re after exclusive dining experiences, quirky little hideaways, or spots to recharge your soul. From Mayfair’s swanky private clubs to Camden’s offbeat gems, I’ll help you navigate London’s kaleidoscope of entertainment, inspiration, and surprises.
From Mops to Manolos
People often ask how a housekeeper ends up blogging about London’s best bits. The answer is simple: I’ve seen life at its shiniest and messiest, and I know how to appreciate both. My knack for beauty and quality didn’t stay confined to marble countertops and designer cushions. It spilt over into my love for fashion, interiors, and finding the little luxuries that make life sweeter.
I’ve worked for some of London’s most fabulous families, and trust me, you pick up a thing or two about style when ironing Hermès scarves or arranging fresh peonies in a £3,000 vase. Those experiences taught me how to spot the good stuff—a perfectly made cocktail, a one-of-a-kind boutique, or a cheeky night out worth the sore head.
London Through My Eyes
This blog is a celebration of London in all its moods: dazzling, eccentric, and endlessly entertaining. One week, I might be spilling the tea (sometimes literally) on the city’s most exclusive afternoon teas. The next, I’ll be raving about a theatre show so obscure it’s performed in a converted toilet. And don’t get me started on London’s spiritual side! Whether you fancy a posh yoga class or an afternoon in a silent Japanese garden, I’ve got the lowdown.
But here’s the twist—I don’t just focus on the shiny, expensive stuff. I adore the weird, the wonderful, and the places you might not think to explore. Ever heard of a taxidermy class? Or a jazz bar hidden in a laundrette? Trust me, they’re a thing, and I’m your gal to guide you there.
Let’s Have a Laugh
Life’s too short for dull blogs, so expect a lot of humour here. I’m not afraid to poke fun at London’s quirks, whether it’s the overpriced cocktails or the endless battle with pigeons in Trafalgar Square. But mostly, I’m here to share my love for this city and help you enjoy it as much as I do.
So, welcome to my world, whether you’re a Londoner, a visitor, or just someone who loves a good laugh and a fabulous recommendation. Let’s explore, laugh, and maybe even dance a little in this mad, magnificent city I call home.